Just Popping In

[Chaz Ravencroft]

Hello ladies and germs, (I'm too funny) Pleasure to pop in since my firm has fallen apart since MLB banned the use of agents. I hope your all happy to see me suffering while i cant skim off the top of all your best and greatest contracts. My starving wife and children thank you. Obviously all of my money reserves from my time as an agent are gone because I am sure you have heard in the news of my drugs problem. After I lost all my work with MLB, I moved on to negotiating contracts for WNBA players but that was a pain in the ass because I just kept getting every bitch on her period and that frustration launched my cocaine phase. Anyways, someday I would like to go back to stealing all your money because I am broke but until then, does anybody know whos got the snow around here?