I know my opinion means very little but here we go:
#1
RF Russell Braythwayt - A - "The descendant of a powerful plantation-rich family that has held way over most of the southern USA for over 100 years."
#2
SP Brant Mainzer - B+ - "This young man from Brooklan might become very good, but will not end up as the best pitcher taken in this draft"
#3
SP Imbert Serita - A - "Mr. Junior Patrick Jr."
#4 OF Mike Alexis - A - "Mikey Bats from Juwersy."
#5 SP Matthew Toland - B - "Most of the hits Matt gives up take a long time To Land."
#6
SP Aaron Capes - A - "It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It's....Idontdrop-man! The ageless boy wonder!!"
#7
SP Etienne Savala - C - "At least I can get the ball on the ground!"
#8 1B Craig Neves - A - "Lefty Masher #1"
#9
RP Scooter Burge - F - "The ol' draft a power pitcher that can't throw for power-move."
#10
SP Earl Nottingham - C - "My name is Earl.....that's about it."
#11
OF Jeff Westgate - A - "Lefty Masher #2"
#12
OF Joe Spies - A - "I spies with my little eyes a 3 hole hitter who can make the ball fly"
#13
SP Ever Salvador - A - "Ever the Cuban defector reaches Miami. They will call him "El Salvador".
#14
SP Frank McGillegowie - C+ - "Meet Frankie. He hit the bottle hard freshman year and founded a startup: McGillegowie Beach Ball Inc."
#15
C Jamie Winegardner - B+ - "Wine gardener by day, catching prodigy by night. Will he succeed at preventing steals in The Steel City?"
#16
2B Fred Harvey - A - "Fred 'Hollywood' Harvey is poised to bring the razzle dazzle back to Dodger Stadium."
#17 1B/DH Jose Ortiz - A - "Jose "Lil Papi" Ortiz is looking to help restore glory to right handed DH's everywhere!"
#18
SP James Leah - D - "But, why?"
#19
SP Wily Aragon - C+ - "Can you teach a kid from Old San Juan new tricks? You'll need to."
#20
SP Nat Fitzmaurice - B- - "Natty Fitz will have San Fran mesmerized by his Fitzmagic, or wondering if he Fitz in a body bag...."
#21 1B/DH Nick Monroe - B- - Lefty Masher #3
#22 SS Shawn Brooking - B - "As the best shortstop in the class he'll see the majors some day. As for the rest, the world may never know."
#23 SP Eric Reed - A - "Oh, the irony of Pittsburgh having their very own E. Reed tormenting opposing offenses for a change!"
#24
RF Eric Dacre - B+ - "Lefty Masher #4"
#25
LF/DH Jeffrey McCarthy - A - "An incredibly disciplined lefty DH on the surface. The steal of the first round underneath?"
#26
2B Colin Moody - B+ - "Rumor has it Colin was 3 picks away from playing for his hometown Orioles before Tigers GM Erik showed up drunk, late and high."
#1
RF Russell Braythwayt - A - "The descendant of a powerful plantation-rich family that has held way over most of the southern USA for over 100 years."#2
SP Brant Mainzer - B+ - "This young man from Brooklan might become very good, but will not end up as the best pitcher taken in this draft"#3
SP Imbert Serita - A - "Mr. Junior Patrick Jr."#4
OF Mike Alexis - A - "Mikey Bats from Juwersy."#5
SP Matthew Toland - B - "Most of the hits Matt gives up take a long time To Land."#6
SP Aaron Capes - A - "It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It's....Idontdrop-man! The ageless boy wonder!!"#7
SP Etienne Savala - C - "At least I can get the ball on the ground!"#8
1B Craig Neves - A - "Lefty Masher #1"#9
RP Scooter Burge - F - "The ol' draft a power pitcher that can't throw for power-move."#10
SP Earl Nottingham - C - "My name is Earl.....that's about it."#11
OF Jeff Westgate - A - "Lefty Masher #2"#12
OF Joe Spies - A - "I spies with my little eyes a 3 hole hitter who can make the ball fly"#13
SP Ever Salvador - A - "Ever the Cuban defector reaches Miami. They will call him "El Salvador".#14
SP Frank McGillegowie - C+ - "Meet Frankie. He hit the bottle hard freshman year and founded a startup: McGillegowie Beach Ball Inc."#15
C Jamie Winegardner - B+ - "Wine gardener by day, catching prodigy by night. Will he succeed at preventing steals in The Steel City?"#16
2B Fred Harvey - A - "Fred 'Hollywood' Harvey is poised to bring the razzle dazzle back to Dodger Stadium."#17
1B/DH Jose Ortiz - A - "Jose "Lil Papi" Ortiz is looking to help restore glory to right handed DH's everywhere!"#18
SP James Leah - D - "But, why?"#19
SP Wily Aragon - C+ - "Can you teach a kid from Old San Juan new tricks? You'll need to."#20
SP Nat Fitzmaurice - B- - "Natty Fitz will have San Fran mesmerized by his Fitzmagic, or wondering if he Fitz in a body bag...."#21
1B/DH Nick Monroe - B- - Lefty Masher #3#22
SS Shawn Brooking - B - "As the best shortstop in the class he'll see the majors some day. As for the rest, the world may never know."#23
SP Eric Reed - A - "Oh, the irony of Pittsburgh having their very own E. Reed tormenting opposing offenses for a change!"#24
RF Eric Dacre - B+ - "Lefty Masher #4"#25
LF/DH Jeffrey McCarthy - A - "An incredibly disciplined lefty DH on the surface. The steal of the first round underneath?"#26
2B Colin Moody - B+ - "Rumor has it Colin was 3 picks away from playing for his hometown Orioles before Tigers GM Erik showed up drunk, late and high."