(12-17-2010, 03:10 PM)Cdawg Wrote:(12-17-2010, 02:37 PM)AndyP Wrote: I heard today that the Boston Red Sox paid an extra 50 million into their farm to upgrade from Magic Pixie Dust to just having their own personal Jesus on staff. Epstein was a little hesitant to dabble with religion, but he thinks the pay off will be huge!
Think about it....now not only will they be able to keep players healthy and prevent future injury...but they'll be able to bless their up and coming players with the Grace of the Divine. They'll be unstoppable!
It's a real breakthrough in modern baseball. I applaud the Red Sox for doing it......Mogul was really ahead of the curve!
They don't need the champagne when they win the WS, he can turn water into wine. 2 littler bottles of Aquafina ftw!!!
It's the mogul expense that just keeps on giving! Think of the money you can save on concessions too!